Monday, December 11, 2006

Seven Days of Euphemisms (day 6)

Brain...freezing...up.
 
I'm grasping for a category...
 
So, in honor of the horrendously large marguerita I had last night (car keys surrendered to dinner companions, of course).
 
I give you THE DRUNK LIST:
 
Smashed
Snockered
Soused
Three Sheets to the Wind
Pissed
Tipsy
Buzzed
Plastered
Plowed
Sloshed
Inebriated
Juiced
Tanked
Lit