Seven Days of Euphemisms (day 6)

Brain...freezing...up.

 

I'm grasping for a category...

 

So, in honor of the horrendously large marguerita I had last night (car keys surrendered to dinner companions, of course).

 

I give you THE DRUNK LIST:

 

Smashed

Snockered

Soused

Three Sheets to the Wind

Pissed

Tipsy

Buzzed

Plastered

Plowed

Sloshed

Inebriated

Juiced

Tanked

Lit