Yosemite Sam - Remix (AKA OOOOUCH!!!)

I fell down the stairs this morning.

So far the first response I have been getting is DON'T DO THAT!

Well, duh.

I was meandering downstairs in bare feet. Our stairs are carpeted, my feet were dry. Apparently that made for a really low amount of friction.

SLIP!

Thud

Thud

Thud!

Scream.

Nothing broken (except a few blood vessels). My behind looks like I lost a war with a 2 by 4. I am walking slowly and carefully. Sitting is more painful than standing.

Note to self: DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!